Introduction:
Past Taglines
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
"I had an epiphany like that once, but then I mercilessly beat somebody until it went away."
Counting down to 9-3-0...
"Time moves faster in Hell. It's Hell, so there are investment banks. There's all the compound interest over many thousands of years in Hell." - Tom Warin on how Angel was able to afford the mansion in season three.
"Whatcha gonna do when your wife finds another / Takes the kids and the car and half of the house? / Whatcha gonna do, move in with your mother / And spend your time looking to find a new spouse? - John Entwistle
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
"The world didn't turn color until sometime in the 1930's, and it was pretty grainy color for a while, too."
"You've got spunk... I hate spunk!"
"Can blue men sing the whites, or are they hypocrites..." - Vivian Stanshall
"Games? You must be joking. I've seen better organized riots."
You can't use the word "sex" on the internet. - Marge Simpson
Play Ball!
I love Valentines Day, because that's the day pitchers and catchers report. (Only 18 days left!)
"A lesson to remember, never fall in love during a total eclipse."
"Now there's something you don't see everyday... Unless you're us!"
Hey you! 2001! Don't let the door hit ya on the way out!
"Safe for the moment, Santa made a mental note to add the Hendersons' Rottweiler to his 'naughty' list."
Have yourself a merry merry Christmas, / Have yourself a good time, / But remember the kids who got nothin', / While you're drinkin' down your wine.
"I've got a theory. It could be bunnies."
"And then we get to chase it down into the sewers, which are so bleak and oppressive and homey."
"'You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink!' Lemme tell ya', you bring a salt lick and a two by four? That horse'll drink." - Fred
"I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I've got speed, I've got everything I need."
"I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane, I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane"
"Stop with the negative waves, Moriarty"
"I'm really Ed M., but I have trouble remembering that when I log in..."
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